zeldathemes
Seaweed Brain
“We must not look at goblin men, 

We must not buy their fruits: 

Who knows upon what soil they fed 

Their hungry thirsty roots?” 


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jokerous:

I’M NOT SWEET ESTELLA, TRY AS I MIGHT. I NEVER WAS. I’M CRUELLA, BORN BRILLIANT, BORN BAD, AND A LITTLE BIT MAD.

𝕮𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 (2021)

theconcealedweapon:

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And you’ll notice that the people threatening them are never labeled as “terrorists”.

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

“where were you during the coup?” on my couch in sweatpants because it was noon on a wednesday during month ten of an out of control pandemic

everything is so important and so fucking stupid

aphony-cree:

aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

aphony-cree:

Everyone complaining about John Winchester being in heaven are missing something important

Adam and his mom are also in heaven

Heaven is now an open world concept where people can go anywhere they want

Adam and Ms. Milligan can spend every Friday night barging into the Roadhouse to punch John in his face

Your MIND

Ellen’s probably started Punch John Fridays and raffles off tickets. “I’ll draw 10 names and each will get a turn to Punch John Winchester! Come back next Friday for another chance to win!”

Every now and then Dean buys a ticket. He loves the guy, but he also wants to punch him a bit. One night Mary wins the raffle “Sorry honey. I love you, but the way you raised our boys has earned you a few punches”

Kansas plays on stage as the winners line up to take their punches

ashleystlawrence:

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softgrlfriend:

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

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argumate:

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argumate:

I am really hanging out for all the gig economy companies to go belly up when the government rules that their “independent contractors” are legally employees

many of the food delivery cyclists working for Deliveroo and Foodora are under the mistaken impression that they don’t need to pay taxes on their income, that the company has already handled this, a misinterpretation that the companies don’t go out of their way to dispel

the companies of course do not need to pay superannuation or holiday pay or sick pay for their fake employees, the insurance situation is ambiguous, and they can be instantly dismissed for any reason including injury on the job

everyone is being squeezed: the cyclists work hard in poor conditions, the investors throw money at the company they won’t get back, the customers pay more for worse food, the restaurants pay a hefty cut for the extra business.

this isn’t the glorious future

aphony-cree:

ytphobia-deactivated20210908:

i’m not interested in anything anyone has to say abt terrorists breaking into the capitol if it doesn’t include race. don’t just call them trump supporters, don’t just call them right wingers, don’t just call them fascists and don’t imply the only reason they’re not getting shot dead and gassed like thousands of black protesters is because they’re trump supporters.

they’re white domestic terrorists. their whiteness lets them afford the privilege to strut past police and into the biggest government building in the entire country while holding rifles and machine guns. not their political ideology, their whiteness. say it all or shut the fuck up.

White Supremacist flags can be seen throughout the crowd

cookie-waffle:
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“pitxroxas:
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WHEEZES
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BoTW Link feeling fear in any way is new to me knowing the way I play but I am here for this
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He has selective mutism due to feeling immense pressure,...

cookie-waffle:

thecrabbybarista:

pitxroxas:

cookie-waffle:

hey guys I made more

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WHEEZES

BoTW Link feeling fear in any way is new to me knowing the way I play but I am here for this

He has selective mutism due to feeling immense pressure, according to Zelda’s diary. That robotic demeanor he shows in the memory cutscenes is likely a coping mechanism. You gotta remember, he’s only 17 and has the entire fate of the world relying on him. To not feel anxiety in a situation like that would imply he doesn’t feel anything. Being courageous doesn’t exempt you from fear and  anxiety.

elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202:

The original Eartha Kitt recording of Santa Baby is the only good version because she’s the only one that puts any kind of irony or humour into it. She understands that the song is about a gold-digger singing to her sugar daddy, telling him about all the gifts she wants and buttering him up by telling him how “good” she’s been to him. And flirtatiously comparing him to Santa because he’s an old man who gives her gifts when she sits on his lap. Every other singer does the song as though they’re actually trying to fuck Santa.

redscharlach:

The chicken from Klaus is a big 2020 mood.